It’s time to share another embarrassing poem I wrote in college.
This one is actually still kinda funny. To me.
I found it on my MySpace blog, and it says in huge letters:
Written whilst sitting on a bench at the Stevenson knoll.
“Whilst.” Oh, Steff.
Now, the Stevenson Knoll is one of the most beautiful places on our planet. It is near the dorms at Stevenson College at UC Santa Cruz. It is a grassy knoll that overlooks the ocean. It is the perfect place to sit and watch the sun come up. Or read a book. Or stare out into space.
It’s a holy spot… ::Sigh::
As SOON as the sun comes out in spring, it becomes Bikini Central. Everyone suddenly switches gears from “Let’s go to the knoll and sing songs” to, “Oh my GOD I’m so PALE! Let’s go to the KNOLL!”
One day, when I felt like going to the knoll with my notebook, I encountered a group of giggling bikinis. After observing their behavior for awhile, I wrote this poem.
March 19, 2007
“Spring Got Sprung”
Skinny, bikini-clad girls are
all over the place.
Can’t escape ’em!
Everywhere I look
there’s another skinny white girl’s ass
in a skimpy bikini bottom.
BRIGHT pink, BRIGHT red,
and some blue or green.
I’m stuck in a tornado of tiny tits.
A scrawny chick in black is
playing with a lighter as if
to tell the world,
“I have every intention of
eventually smoking
a BAD ASS cigarette.”
I’d like to make her a sandwich
and take away her cell phone.
Dorky Days 